- Why was the Maths book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke!
- What is a witch's favourite subject? Spelling!
- What has four legs but can't walk? A chair!
- Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it had no guts!
- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Lettuce - Lettuce who? - Lettuce in!
- What time should a person go to the dentist? Tooth - thirty!
- What kind of animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Trouble!
- One cow said to another cow "Moo!" The other cow said, "Wow! That's just what I was going to say!"
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